Quotes

Character Creation

• "But then we don't get to kill Nazis." "Exactly! Now you see my point! The Nazis should die of their own accord." "No, the Nazis should die of their own choice. We should be the instrument of their death." — Andrés & Ian

Session One

• "This library is pretty cool." "That's cause it's made of ice!" — Evolution & Doors
• "He's a Power too." "He's a power of two? Like four?" — Doors & Evolution
• "I'm not spending my money on Set's jobs! He can pay my expenses!" — Evolution
• "If we were mortal thieves, why would we replace the jewels with ice?" "We wouldn't! It's stupid! It's stupid for us now!" — Doors & Evolution
• "The jewels are indestructible. If you put the bombs in the right place, the jewels don't have to get hurt!" — Evolution
• "Humans who see me do miracles, they're crazy. Me, I have a different view of the world." — Ice
• "I assume nobody there works at night. Who would steal Frank Lloyd Wright's corpse?" — Ice
• "I am working for an archaelogy team and want to look at this ice-man-person-thingy." — Evolution
• "I don't like how most of your plans involve killing people." — Ice
• "Oh, I'd been assuming there were no cameras. Where's the security room?" — Ice
• "And you, Mister 'I'm not going to fix the aardvarks'…" — Jon

Session Two

• "We don't come up with stupid plans." — Andrés
• "Are you sure you're a scientist?" "No, I'm a philosopher." "Oh, that explains it." — Doors & Evolution
• "But what are you banging?" "Go where I am and find out." — Andrés & Ian
• "Lords? We're not lords!" — Evolution
• "Remember, every time you want a door to another Chancel, Gods kill a kitten." — Andrés
• "I never knew cats had so much blood." — Ice
• "There's all the sand and dust from when the excruciating guy blew things up!" — Evolution
• "We're Ex-crewed." — Doors
• "Secrets, where are there some terrorists nearby? C'mon, this is Cairo!" — Ice
• "There are perfectly good human ways of dealing with the police that don't involve miracles. First you let them come up to you, and then you whack them, and then you drive off!" — Evolution
• "Freaking tombs? Why would they bury anyone next to pyramid? You're supposed to bury people inside the pyramid!" — Evolution
• "We're blowing up a pyramid here. Without a pyramid. That's the problem." — Evolution
• "As dawn breaks, a car drives up to you, and the driver jumps out and asks, 'What are you doing?'" "I knock him out." — The GM & Ice
• "That's not the real one." "Yes, it's undergoing a few difficulties at the moment. Thank you for being so helpful." — The unknown Anchor & Ice
• "Who is this? You sound like the Power of Ice, but you just told me I could be useful." — Evolution, on the phone
• "Let's have this clear. There was not going to be any destruction except for the fake destruction of that which was already destroyed." — Evolution

Session Three

• "I hope you're not recording this conversation." — Muffin
• "See, this is the nice thing about having explosives all your own. You can blow things up without using miracles." — Ice
• "It's like money burning a hole in your pocket, but instead the explosives blow your pants right off." — Secrets
• "But then we'd need to get new explosives in the new location." — Secrets
• "If it turns out that all of humanity will destroy itself in a nuclear war, some other Power will step in and stop things." — Ice
• "A cult of aardvark worshippers is what we need." "Please remember you said that." — Secrets & the GM, writing down notes
• "Pretty much anything that ends with "of Africa" is not Lesser." — Andrés
• "I don't think people will forget a divine aardvark army as soon as you think they will." — Secrets
• "Where are you?" "In Greece." "What are you doing there?" "Fishing." "What are you fishing for?" "Fish." — Evolution & Doors
• "That part I got. It's the part where he turned the entire city into a flaming fireball…" — Evolution
• "This is the worst organized campaign ever, and I'm including our heist in that calculation." — Evolution
• "I'm the only person who can talk to everyone now, and I'm an aardvark!"— Evolution
• "There are two separate problems here—" "Oh, there are several problems. If you're going to narrow it down to just two…" — Theresa & Jon
• "And I'm heating the hindquarters of every aardvark not in the city in the Congo." — Light
• "That's insanely simple. I don't like it." — Light
• "Just wait until Set sees the results of this. He'll be so happy, he'll turn you into a giant aardvark!" — Secrets

Session Four

• "When last we left our protagonists and their aardvark…" "We're protagonists now?" "I'm no longer a protagonist?" — The GM, Ice, & Evolution
• "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Don't kick me off the building! Do not kick me off the building!" — Evolution
• "It's not the heat, it's the stupidity." — Muffin
• "Who here kills the most people?" "Well, statistically speaking…" — A Chancelfolk & Ice
• "Oh good, then I don't have to use the aardvark to disarm them." "I wouldn't even think about not telling you about any traps." — Ice & Evolution
• "Wait, did you go to a coffee shop, or a hashish bar?" — Andrés
• "Well, there's a lot about the Israel and Lebanon thing…" "Crap, and I haven't been involved? And I have all these explosives!" — The GM & Ice
• "I don't remember having two pyramids." — Ice
• "Why are there a bunch of explosives in your Chancel?" — Monuments
• "I replay the scene we just went through, with Ice hitting him and me being fucking insanse." — Light
• "Well, you know that Sphinx you were going to blow up? It's his Sphinx." — Light
• "Well, they look kind of weird." "In what way?" "In a dark, curling, awful way." "A good dark, curling, awful way, or…" —The GM & Ice
• "Did you punch him in the face, again?" "No, I didn't meet him." — Doors & Ice
• "You aura is not PowerPoint?." — Doors

Session Five

• "Your burrito is puny!" - Evolution
• "Actually, before I visit Rainbows, I'm going to visit the Sun." — Light
• "'Hello, m' name's Shillelagh O'Donaghan. I'm the Power of Rainbows!'" "Wait, your name is what? — Andrés & Theresa
• "Let's get kräken!" — Ice
• "Actually, if I went to see the sun, and the sun was busy…" — Light
• "Tell me what you think of this idea: we create a new Ice Age—" "That's a bad idea already." — Ice & Doors
• "Who knows what time it is? Do you know where your anchor is?" — Andrés
• "You and your Titanic fetish…" — Doors, to Ice
• "Why the hell not? Using miracle points is awesome!" — Light
• "The Sun hates people. That's why people get sun burned. And skin cancer." — Light
• "The Sea and the Sun, hetero life mates in their Chancel of the horizon…" — Light
• "Try destroying a small part of it." "Why start small?" "No! Small first! You have worse ideas than I do." — Evolution & Secrets
• "Look, this time I'm not doing anything suspicious, like creating pyramids." — Ice
• "It's not so much a cult as a unique spin on millennialism!" –Andrés, as Martin the Senator
• "Wow, there's a Noble of Subtlety. We're not challenging his Estate at all." — Light
• "Waaiiiit, did you talk to him again? Every time you talk to him things get worse." — Evolution
• "There's enough explosions in Lebanon that nobody's going to notice a few more." — Light

Session Six

• "He's an anchor of hate. You can go through those pretty quickly." — Doors
• "The Greeks are the original source for furry porn." — Andrés
• "I know you don't understand doing what Set asked you to do…" — Light
• "Oh, he'll try to kill me." "So will we. We're the ones you should worry about." — Ice & Light
• "Uh oh. Stop touching her rainbow on the first date." — Light
• "Any progress with that whole 'you're an Excrucian' thing?" "Urine Excrucian thing?" — Secrets & Evolution
• "We've already established that Monuments doesn't like this pyramid because it's mine. And we already have explosive…" "I don't like where this is going." "I don't like where this is going." "I don't like where this is going." — Ice, Evolution, Doors, & Secrets
• "Noo! Why!!! Why is our goal to completely obliterate the pyramids!!!" — Doors
• "Oh my goodness! We haven't found out anything for twenty four hours! Let's blow up a pyramid!!" — Doors, sarcastically
• "What flight is he on?" "I'm not telling you! You're a psychotic asshole!" — Ice & Doors
• "And we did have to orchestrate an aardvark messiah to save a city plagued by ants." "That wasn't my fault." — Doors & Evolution
• "What's he going to do? Poke you with his aardvark snout?" — Secrets
• "Does it have to involve killing someone? Can't you use soap or something? There needs to be a better way to clean the thing…" — Evolution, on Ice's cleansing ritual
• "I haven't even mentioned aardvarks. It would have taken me at least several more seconds to get to them." — Ice, on pure animals for a sacrifice
• "It's the Nettle that Cleanses." "That's giving me images of stinging nettle body wash, and it's all downhill from there…" — Andrés & Abe
• "I want it down on record that I opposed this, but I'll do it." — Secrets